It has been far far too long...For those wondering if I'd simply jumped ship, fear not, I simply allowed myself to slack off far too much...if you were wondering if the road trips has ceased, again fear not. It is February 21, 2010--and we have just come off a Triple D day yesterday, and our next stop will be a watermark for us...for alas our next trip will bring us to restaurant #20. That's right, in less than a year we will have reached 20 spots--assuming all goes as planned, which hopefully we will. Reinspired by this upcoming milestone, our day spent in Baltimore re-invigorating our love of Triple D, and a first time viewing of Julie & Julia, I am re-committing to this joyous ride that has taken us to places we never quite expected. So...previously I had left us wandering around the streets of Huntington, WV after an extremely low-key meal at the Central City Cafe. In pure Triple D fashion, our next stop in West Virginia--the only other Triple D joint in West Virginia--took us to what is still the strangest, most unique, and quite insane place we've been thus far. This place was really the reason for the road trip in the first place. If you travel about 20 miles north of Huntington, you will see a highway exit for the small town of Lesage. I can't say for sure whether we actually say the town of Lesage, but we for sure saw one of it's claims to fame--possibly it's only claim to fame. If you weren't paying attention you would probably pass by the road side shack (that truly is the only word for this place) and possibly question what on earth was that place with all the junk in the front yard...but if you know what you're looking for you will find yourself in the gravel parking lot of Hillbilly Hot Dogs...the original hot dog stand that now has outlets in Huntington and LaValette.
If you watch Triple D, you may remember this place as the home of the HOOOOOOOOMEWREEEECKER where everyone eats inside of old school buses covered in graffiti. If you don't watch Triple D, let me try to explain. Hillbilly Hot Dogs is the brain child of Sonny and Sharie. Sonny's a West Virginia by birth, and when he moved to California he met Sharie. They decided after they got married that all they really wanted to do was head back to West Virgnia and do something where they could simply be together. The result a 12x16 shack that they affectionately labeled "The Weenie Stand." Opened on September 6, 1999--Hillbilly Hot Dogs was so named because they wanted something that epitomized hillbilly kickin back, taking it easy, and loving life. They wanted their customers to be comfortable, to relax, to not feel constrained by typical restaurant stuffiness. So the bought a couple old school buses, attached them to the shack, and they had instant seating. They put any and every kind of scrap antique and collectible they could find inside the shack and when that was full they started putting stuff outside. From the wall covered in 8 tracks to the tree outside completely covered in license plates it's hard to miss this place. They decided to let their customers leave their mark, so they started laying out permanent markers and letting people go to town. A decade later--there isn't an inch of space on any surface of the place that hasn't been enshrined with the names of happy customers. This is by far the most laid back, comfortable place we've ever visited, and they're more than happy to embrace the publicity Triple D has given them--from the place on the front door where Guy signed his name and wrote in big letters, "DINERS DRIVE-INS AND DIVES WAS HERE" to the continuous loop of their clip, Sonny and Sharie are nothing short of grateful for all the people the show has guided to their little place. We met a few other people who were there because of Triple D, including a couple celebrating their 10th anniversary with a Triple D trek. We goofed around with Sonny, who when asked if they took credit replied they took anything from spare tires to chickens. When Ben asked if they took girlfriends, Sonny gave me a wink and said sure, I could use another one with Sharie. The menu is impossible to choose from, but it's so cheap (the cheapest we've found in fact) that you can order 3 or 4 different hot dogs and not break the bank.
Now HHD is famous for the Homewrecker--featured on Travel Channel as well as Food Network. It's a 3 1/2 pound hot dog loaded with every topping they have and if you finish it in 12 minutes or less you get a free t-shirt. Now in all honesty, we debated it, but we decided we'd rather explore the menu. We went with an order of beer battered onion rings to split--which were thickly breaded, hot, and yuuuuummmmy. Honestly probably the 2nd best onion rings I've ever had (gimme a couple more posts and you'll see the best). Then we both got 2 dogs each, allowing us to sample 4 from their menu of over 20 options. Ben went with a classic and with a crazy--The Out Wayne Dog and the Taco Dog. The Out Wayne is a bit more traditional, but still a bit nuts, covered in nacho cheese, homemade chili, bacon, onion and jalapenos. The taco dog is exactly what it sounds like--jalapenos, nacho cheese (can you tell he likes nacho cheese??), crushed nacho chips, homemade chili, lettuce, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream, and shredded cheese. Essentially a taco on a hot dog, and amazingly it was really good. I went with a classic and then broke out of hot dog tradition--The West Virginia Dog and Pistol Pete's Chicken Parmesan. The West Virginia dog is a classic in the world of hot dog stands--homemade chili, mustard, onions, and cole slaw. Now I usually can't eat hot dogs without ketchup, but this absolutely didn't need it. The cole slaw was cool and creamy, and gave the dog a nice crunchy texture. The only warning I would give is, if you don't like your hot dog buns mushy, eat anything with cole slaw first, because it gets mushy quick--I made that mistake. My other choice was out of the ordinary, but sounded too good to pass up. Pistol Pete's dog is a chicken tender on a hot dog bun, with a mozzarella stick, marinara sauce, and shredded cheese. It sounds crazy, but honestly this has been one of my favorite things I've ever eaten courtesy of Triple D. Hey anything with a cheese stick on it can't be bad right?? We ate in the middle of a school bus and etched our names on a window and on our table. It was crazy and fun and weird and soooooooooo good. Ben still talks about driving the 4 hours from Pittsburgh just to go there again...it was that good. So if you're in West Virginia looking for a place to kick up your heels and tap into your inner hillbilly, go visit Sonny and Sharie and write your name inside the bus!
Don't believe how crazy this place is, see for yourself...
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